incredible
professional marketing
(via slaughterhousefive)
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
(via pleatedjeans)
no words for how much love i have for the fact that margaery has a granny to take care of her
(via misandryismight)
SO IM ON THE TRAIN AND IVE MET THIS REALLY COOL DUDE CALLED ROVER AND HE’S SO NICE HE LIKES MY NAME AND IM CRYING HE’S WEARING THIS REALLY CUTE SWEATER HE’S SO SWEET
guys i’m playing animal crossing i am not asking rover the cat out
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
someone stole my macaroni
(Source: pixeflutters, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
So, have I mentioned that my heart melts every time Dick hugs an elephant? ;-)
Special thanks to thoughtsaboutdickgrayson for uploading this scene, which I had been looking for a scan of and been unable to find until now.
and then there’s TTG
(via samapitongzabala)
The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled
(via slaughterhousefive)
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(via misandryismight)
do u ever see a successful post on ur dash and u realize that its by somebody that u follow and its a weird moment of pride like u go lil buddy
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath
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:D :D :D
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